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Friday, December 24, 2010

Highly trained morons and Aerobic excercises


One of my favorite Youtube comedians is Ray William Johnson. This White/Italian guy really knows how to make people laugh! Despite my first impression of him sucking the views of other web memes and viral videos, he's proven himself otherwise. The guy really knows how to bring himself. Though he sometimes makes racist and sexist jokes, the videos he shows afterwards makes people instantly forget about the insult!

Talk about getting off the hook.

Now onto Ray's videos. He hosts his channel called =3 (read as equals three, but I'm sure that all of you can see the cute face). It consists of three funny videos that people recommends him to and he reviews it before he posts it on his Youtube video. He usually makes comments, rates it as fake/real after showing a video then he moves of onto the next video.

This video was recently just posted on Youtube and I'm sure that the second video will make you laugh your asses off, I know I did.




Down this point, I recommend that you watch the video before reading on. It's gonna be full of spoilers. So be a good kid and watch the video before reading on.




First video - "Guy ties sled to a train"

This video didn't really make me laugh, but I was actually really scared for the guy! I mean, who the hell is crazy enough to tie themselves to a train and go sledding. Daredevils would do it, but even daredevils practice and there are some strings attached to what they do! The guy wasn't even standing! That means his balls are practically beating against the metal railings!

Ouch. This guy's nuts! and I mean his nuts!


Second video - "Laughing Workout video"

I love this one. The workout video is real and it's called the "Laugh Away Series". That lady in the front was his Hi-larious! I know that the idea of the series is to have fun while you workout, and that laughing helps crunch your abs while you workout. But, she's practically getting paid to make herself look like an idiot. In addition, those who used this workouts would look like total crackheads when they're doing this workout with someone else.

Imagine doing this at the gym and you're sure to get labeled as "The fit psycho"


Third Video - "Parrot singing Bodies hit the floor"

This one's good as well! I've seen hundreds of parrots singing/saying amusing things but you can really feel the enthusiasm on this one. Have you seen the way he/she(not sure about this one, but I'm assuming that the parrot's a she, thus Lolita?) bobs her head? It's like she's really Black!

I kinda disagreed with Ray saying that the Lolita of today means whore. Fine, the culture came from Vladimir Nabakov's novel titled "Lolita" It's about a 12-year-old, prepubescent girl who lusts and is sexually attracted to older men. We can see that the origin really means that she's a whore, however, that culture already died, and that the Lolitas of today is only after the fashion.

Anyway, I guess I'll be posting about the issues about arresting parrots in other countries. I'm not sure if any of you have heard about the issues with this one, but that's what I'm gonna be posting.

Tune in.

By the way, I posted this on Christmas Eve and I wish that all of you have a very Merry Christmas.


Your blogger, John.






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1 comment:

  1. FIRST OFFICIAL COMMENT:

    Good Job, Jay Gray! ;D
    Merry Christmas and keep on posting. :)

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