Highly trained morons and Aerobic excercises

One of my favorite Youtube comedians is Ray William Johnson. This White/Italian guy really knows how to make people laugh! Despite my first impression of him sucking the views of other web memes and viral videos, he's proven himself otherwise. The guy really knows how to bring himself. Though he sometimes makes racist and sexist jokes, the videos he shows afterwards makes people instantly forget about the insult!

Talk about getting off the hook.

Now onto Ray's videos. He hosts his channel called =3 (read as equals three, but I'm sure that all of you can see the cute face). It consists of three funny videos that people recommends him to and he reviews it before he posts it on his Youtube video. He usually makes comments, rates it as fake/real after showing a video then he moves of onto the next video.

This video was recently just posted on Youtube and I'm sure that the second video will make you laugh your asses off, I know I did.




Down this point, I recommend that you watch the video before reading on. It's gonna be full of spoilers. So be a good kid and watch the video before reading on.




First video - "Guy ties sled to a train"

This video didn't really make me laugh, but I was actually really scared for the guy! I mean, who the hell is crazy enough to tie themselves to a train and go sledding. Daredevils would do it, but even daredevils practice and there are some strings attached to what they do! The guy wasn't even standing! That means his balls are practically beating against the metal railings!

Ouch. This guy's nuts! and I mean his nuts!


Second video - "Laughing Workout video"

I love this one. The workout video is real and it's called the "Laugh Away Series". That lady in the front was his Hi-larious! I know that the idea of the series is to have fun while you workout, and that laughing helps crunch your abs while you workout. But, she's practically getting paid to make herself look like an idiot. In addition, those who used this workouts would look like total crackheads when they're doing this workout with someone else.

Imagine doing this at the gym and you're sure to get labeled as "The fit psycho"


Third Video - "Parrot singing Bodies hit the floor"

This one's good as well! I've seen hundreds of parrots singing/saying amusing things but you can really feel the enthusiasm on this one. Have you seen the way he/she(not sure about this one, but I'm assuming that the parrot's a she, thus Lolita?) bobs her head? It's like she's really Black!

I kinda disagreed with Ray saying that the Lolita of today means whore. Fine, the culture came from Vladimir Nabakov's novel titled "Lolita" It's about a 12-year-old, prepubescent girl who lusts and is sexually attracted to older men. We can see that the origin really means that she's a whore, however, that culture already died, and that the Lolitas of today is only after the fashion.

Anyway, I guess I'll be posting about the issues about arresting parrots in other countries. I'm not sure if any of you have heard about the issues with this one, but that's what I'm gonna be posting.

Tune in.

By the way, I posted this on Christmas Eve and I wish that all of you have a very Merry Christmas.


Your blogger, John.






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Johnny--reintroduced

Good day.

My name is John and I'm the writer of this blog.

Some of you may have already read my previous introduction--which I have just deleted because it was full of rubbish. Not my kind of thing, sorry.

It may have been funny to most, however, I just read it over again and was just disgusted with the image that I've projected that have read it. I apologize if any of you are unable to read it, and right now, I'm sure that "any" are just a few--probably just a handful. I have deleted my previous introduction because that is not the kind of image that I want to show. I wanted to take a comedic approach but what I posted was just plain immature.

I'm going to take a 50/50 approach. Half serious and half comedic. 

Balance is good after all.

Now, onto my introduction.

My name is John and that is all that you have to know about me. After all, you're just here to read my blog right? You're here to read what I write and not know who wrote it--I might change my mind about this in the future.

I am going to address some serious world issues that have caught my attention, although there are a few issues that I already know, they might increase in number as I am an avid reader of yahoo news. Anything that have started to catch my attention would grip at my curiosity and believe me, the feeling is very uncomfortable.

Also, I would be posting cases and opinions here and I'm sure that some of you would retaliate as we may have conflicting opinions. Keep everything civil and remember that these are just opinions. There, I made it bold, italicized, underlined and highlighted. So I guess we're clear about that then?

I'm open to constructive criticism but not to idiotic/immature and destructive criticism. Last, keep in mind that I am not forcing my opinions on you, but just expressing it. Opinions are only good when they're expressed assertively, not forced and/or delivered in an insulting manner.

Of course world issues aren't only the things that have caught my attention. I might also comment on other things be it videos, events, people, etc.

Seriousness aside, Johnneh over here would also post some funny videos, pictures, jokes that I know that people would love-- We need a break sometimes don't we? Most of these would be videos that I watch at youtube-- I'm an avid youtuber, and I'm subscribed to many comedy channels. You would later on know who/what channel I'm subscribed to when I post the videos. 

As I've said, I'm an avid youtuber and it's inevitable that I read some comments that have been posted there. I would post some of the comments that were placed under the video and comment about them. 

If I find them funny, then I'll include that comment with my blog post. 

If I find them offensive and/or disgusting then I'll place the comment on my next blog post as to avoid ruining the happy mood from the funny video, joke, etc. 

So basically, I'll be meta-commenting. Commenting about comments, how cool is that? 

Also, don't judge me for my blog's name. I just had to think of something witty, and it just came out. 

On a final note, before I finish this introduction. Let me remind you again that you are free to express your opinions but make sure that it's consistent with the mood of my post, which is most likely either serious or funny. Mood breakers make me sick.

Good day everyone, my name is John Grayer.

Your dear blogger, at your service.